You know how if you compress a spring and then let it go, it has enough momentum to shoot across the room?
Beans is a spring. His day was compressing. HE IS BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.
I know there is a lot to cram into a day of kindergarten and I get that there’s not enough time to fit everything in. But holy Batman – one short recess in the middle of the day is not nearly enough for a 5-year-old boy. It’s just not.
Other than that, he had a good first day. ; )